My cats have decided on a new way to punish me for leaving the house. This way is completely unique as times before which have included; throwing up in the living room, chewing up my shower curtain and putting some nice holes in my couch...yeah...right there on the corner.
The newest adventure? My underwear. On the floor...ripped to shreds. This also includes sleep pants, night shirts, tank tops and socks. Any article of clothing that directly carries my "scent" somehow manages to make its way out of the four foot tall hamper, to my living room floor, and shredded into little tiny pieces for me to come home to.
I first noticed this in my packing for the previous Euro trip. I bought myself some cute little things to wear in Spain, you know, to feel ethnic and all that...only to come home to the new articles filled with holes and (ick) kitty drool. My friend catsit for me and sends me an e-mail...
"Have they been known to chew on things? I came home today to half my suitcase on your living room floor and everything has holes in it."
I don't know, but this feels like completely odd cat behavior. Then again, they really aren't normal cats...well...at least the one I know is responsible for it. He's the most coordinated and cunning, the other one is functionally retarded.
The newest adventure? My underwear. On the floor...ripped to shreds. This also includes sleep pants, night shirts, tank tops and socks. Any article of clothing that directly carries my "scent" somehow manages to make its way out of the four foot tall hamper, to my living room floor, and shredded into little tiny pieces for me to come home to.
I first noticed this in my packing for the previous Euro trip. I bought myself some cute little things to wear in Spain, you know, to feel ethnic and all that...only to come home to the new articles filled with holes and (ick) kitty drool. My friend catsit for me and sends me an e-mail...
"Have they been known to chew on things? I came home today to half my suitcase on your living room floor and everything has holes in it."
I don't know, but this feels like completely odd cat behavior. Then again, they really aren't normal cats...well...at least the one I know is responsible for it. He's the most coordinated and cunning, the other one is functionally retarded.
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