Pretty please with sugarplums on top.

What I really want for Christmas...

1. An endless supply of instant mashed potatoes.
(No explanation needed.)

2. Salt & pepper shakers.
(Really, I've been going off the large Morton's thing and Aldi brand pepper in the container for TWO YEARS.)

3. Someone to pick the perfect, uplifting yet inviting bed sheet set for me.
(This has been going on for a couple months and I don't want to spend the money.)

4. The "new" digital cable needs to stop sucking, RCN...this is a tease.
(I was much happier with my TV selection sucking - and in order!)

5. Two words: FUuuu-JIiiii.
(Come on, please, I'll take lots of pictures, promise.)

6. Teleporter to take me to work as opposed to the bus and "coughing guy".
(Zoom!)

7. Someone to train my cats to stop eating my clothes.
(See previous post, yep, still going on.)

8. Digital camera desperately needed.
(Thanks, drunk girl for dropping my camera. I'm suffering guys.)